Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
-The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
-The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

-The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
-The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.

9 comments:

Ronald I Bremer said...

Gardening is my hobby. Making my hobby real,my friend told me about weed trimmer. They also gift me trimmer on my birthday. I am very happy after getting string trimmer reviews. Now i can start my garden.

Fajardo Taxi said...

Great article with excellent idea!Thank you for such a valuable article. I really appreciate for this great information. best cordless string trimmer

Carlos Tevez said...

I admire this article for the well-researched content and excellent wording.I got so involved in this material that I couldn’t stop reading.I am impressed with your work and skill.Thank you so much. 코인카지노

Mister bond said...

Very good written article. It will be supportive to anyone who utilizes it, including me. Keep doing what you are doing – can’r wait to read more posts. 카지노사이트

Daniyel said...

Incredible tips and straightforward. This will be exceptionally helpful for me when I get an opportunity to begin my blog. camera spy

webtoonxyz said...

After study a few of the websites in your internet site now, and I really like your way of blogging. I bookmarked it to my bookmark website list and will also be checking back soon. Pls look at my web site at the same time and let me know how you feel. Alessandro Bazzoni

webtoonxyz said...

Exceptional write-up my buddy. This really is precisely what I’ve been searching for for very a time now. You have my gratitude man Alessandro Bazzoni

peter x said...

buyrunescape4golds is the professional Runescape services provider. We provide you with OSRS Gold, Runescape Gold, Runescape Powerleveling, Runescape 07 accounts and Runescape items. You can feel free and safe to buy our products here. Our goal is to make you feel satisfied with our service and enjoy yourself in the game. As one of the most reliable Runescape services providers, we have always been trying our best to serve for our customers. You don't have to worry about anything; we will make sure that there is absolutely no risk when dealing with us. buy runescape 3 gold

peter x said...

The World's Best Provider of Cheap Runescape Gold! RS3 & RS07
You can buy cheap OSRS Gold, also known as RS07, Runescape 2007, and Old School RuneScape Gold. You can also buy RS3 Gold, also known as Runescape 3 Gold. We pride ourselves in providing fast, reliable, and cheap RS Gold! Rs2hot.com offers the cheapest price, so you can buy Runescape Gold and not have to waste time to compare prices with other gold sites to see if you're getting the best deal. You can buy OSRS Gold for Paypal, Skrill,Credit Card. Get the cheapest Old School Gold and Runescape 3 Gold from Rs2hot! We have the cheapest prices on the internet for RS Gold. Rs2hot is a proud supplier of OSRS GP and Runescape 3 Gold.